reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 24 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
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lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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I follow back similar.
what the fuck is similar to cops arresting a tornado
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When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
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if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face
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